An Ode To Smelly Feeters


I dislike smelly feet.

They seem repulsive to me.

For who, on this Earth,

Sweaty toes wants to see?

All I am trying to say,

Is be hygienic my friend

Have clean feet, good job!

Now keep up this good trend.

To finish this fairly gross rhyme

Have a bath once in a while

Remember to clean between the toes

If you don’t, I’ll go senile.


Some nonsense for today! 😀


Icky, Slimey & Disgusting!

Oh My Good Lord!

Today something UTTERLY gross happened. I was just checking my blog’s notification, when I heard a little shriek from the living room.
I ran to the room, as fast as my legs could carry. And you will not believe what I saw. My sight laid upon a horrible, strange slimy creature, thin as a stick and long as a pencil. It had the most horrendous, pukey green colour, and two beady, mean and black eyes peering up at us threateningly. Okay, I may be exaggerating, but it WAS scary. Sure, not so big, but so horrible. And what scared us even more was that we had been experiencing a horrible insect problem over at our home, and we had called over the pest control just yesterday. What on the wide, huge world was a tiny snakey creature doing at MY home? I really didn’t know whether I felt scared stiff or absolutely fascinated. I ran to get my mom’s Iphone to get a picture, but by the time I got back it was thrust into a bit of old newspaper and thrown thankfully into the trashbin.
So much for scary incidents!

Ewww… Gross Food Facts

Ever think you were good at gross stuff? Well, lets see if you are any match for these….

DID YOU KNOW? In Boudin, an expensive wedding feast would probably be camel, stuffed with sheep, stuffed with chickens, stuffed with fish. :p

The original recipie of baked beans include bear fat and maple syrup. 😯 .

In Indonesia, deep fried monkey toes are eaten by sucking the meat straight of the bone. Ew.

In Sweden and Norway, roast reindeer is a national dish.

Orungutan lips used to be a delicacy in Ancient Vietnam. Ugh.

Soft ice-cream of the type sold in ice cream vans is given it’s slithery smoothness by seaweed extract.

In France, calf eyes are soaked in water, boiled and finally deep fried in breadcrumbs.

Ewww– I nearly puked when I heard these. But yet hungry for more? (The facts, not the food mentioned) Look for the book named 1001 horrible facts by Anne Rooney. If you cant find it, post to me on this article or on the Talk Page. But I doubt it- these facts are TOTALLY GROOOOOOSSSS!!!